You are a claymore! Large sharp, double-edged,
your very name means great. If you have one
weakness it is that you’re heavy and
Meh. I don’t think of myself as heavy and cumbersome. But the choices were very limited this time. I mean, what’s up with the music? Why can’t I choose “Remixed 80s classics”?
Teh interweb is looking worse every day… luckily there still are funny things around 🙂